Friday, March 23, 2007
We're One Step Closer To A Perfect YouTube Video
There is hope for YouTube videos after all. This guy doesn't talk in his video. Now if we could just get him to turn off the music and shut his cheap video camera down, all would be well in the world of viral video. The Official YouTube Critic!
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Where's Cheech?
This guy was cool when I was 8. Now he's just another desperate Douche Bag. Pay attention to your kids and they won't grow up desperately seeking attention like 99.995113% of all YouTube users.
Monday, March 19, 2007
SXSW Video Diary: Day Two
Nice Vid. Well done. If we could get more of this and less of the idiots dancing to some 80's song http://www.youtube.com would be much better.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Starvation for Sanjaya: A Hunger Strike
I think a hunger strike is a great idea for this girl. For reasons other than her protest of Sanjaya.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Parkour Documentary
These guys are very talented but I don't know that I would want to sit through an entire documentary. Watching these guys jump over rails gets a little boring after about 60 seconds.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Tila's Strip Tease
TIP: Strip Teases on YouTube don't translate. YouTube doesn't allow nudity therefore it doesn't benefit the viewer to waste time watching you chicks strip from your mini skirt down to your colorful bikini. They show more skin than that on ABC these days. With the advances of the internet guys aren't as desperate. You ladies need to find another way to get attention.
CHURCH OF BALACLAVAS
Not Bad. Definitely unique. I hope you guys don't piss off the wrong people though.
Saw by Anthony Bass
This guy has a long way to go, if he wants to become the next Criss Angel-Mindfreak.
Monday, March 12, 2007
The Fab Four Cruise-Volume 6-Mazatlan Madness
This video had so much potential. A club full of drunk women but unfortunately this dumba** is behind the camera. If the douche bag with the camera would've shut up and let the chicks entertain, this would have been a decent video. It's also way too long. Who wants to spend 8 minutes watching a bunch of fully clothed women dance at spring break. Go film the Wet T-shirt contest next time.
This'n'That - you can learn it at PubTricks.com!
TIP: Pubs are for getting drunk and picking up chicks.
If you spend this much time trying to impress other people with silly card tricks, you're probably interested in neither. Grow Up!
LUCYinLA / I got a Call Back
Tip: Hey Lucy. If you go to an audition where there are no sides(Script) they call it Porno. Don't be surprised you got a call back. Of course the director called you back. He saw you naked in the bathroom and wants to get a closer look. Desperate (Actress) women in L.A. are so naive.
Very Hot 40 Years Old Woman Strip Tease on Webcam!
The title is almost correct. Remove the word "Strip" and you've got a more accurate description of this video. It took her almost 3 minutes to reveal a bra and the top of her Victoria Secret Panties. I've seen more than this on TRL. Don't bother watching this garbage.
Ask A GAY MAN : Denim Edition
I'm not into fashion but this dude seems to be a true expert. He's kind of funny as well. Genuinely talented people are hard to find on Youtube.
Heather Policky 2
Tip: Heather, try wearing a bag over your head next time. It'll keep your male opponent from feeling as though he has his head buried in his big brother's crotch.
My hot gf - pics from 2004
Why would any guy in his right mind claim this chick as his girlfriend? To top it off he calls her hot.
He either needs lasik surgery or a stand-up comedy gig at The Laugh Factory.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Fast Love
I'm going to do you a favor and ask you not to waste your time by watching this video. It's just some Guy(Creep) going to various fast food drive thru lines and asking the attendants to tell him one thing they love.
He should have asked them why they without failure, screw up at least one thing on my order, every single time I buy fast food.
Sexy muscle girl
There are 3 good elements to this video. 1.She is a chick(I think) 2.She isn't rambling on and on about a bunch of meaningless crap(ie.,99% of videos on Youtube). 3.It only wasted 1 minute and 31 seconds of my very valuable time.
How to Shower: Women vs. Men
Shower+Chick=Good Video
Tip:Make sure you stop the video before her husband gets naked and ruins the mood.
How to make Beer (1 of 4)
I'll give you an "A" for subject matter, but who in the year 2007 has the time to make beer. Try visiting your local convenience store. Do the names Schlitz, Keystone, Miller High Life ring a bell.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Paris Hilton Sues ParisExposed Celebrity Scandal.
This guy. What a waste of time. He is sitting there reading a tabloid magazine about Paris Hilton and over 25,000 dumba**es have watched it.
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