The Official YouTube Critic

Binge Eating for Sanjaya: A Feast Indeed

2007-04-06T22:13:00.001-07:00

This guy is my HERO! You've got to see this one.

We're One Step Closer To A Perfect YouTube Video

2007-03-23T03:09:00.000-07:00

There is hope for YouTube videos after all. This guy doesn't talk in his video. Now if we could just get him to turn off the music and shut his cheap video camera down, all would be well in the world of viral video. The Official YouTube Critic!

booty shake pussy flash ending (jenny 22)

2007-03-21T19:47:00.001-07:00

This is just wrong! Pretty funny though.

Perez Hilton: The Playmate Interview

2007-03-21T19:34:00.001-07:00

Boooooooooooooring!

Where's Cheech?

2007-03-21T19:31:00.001-07:00

This guy was cool when I was 8. Now he's just another desperate Douche Bag. Pay attention to your kids and they won't grow up desperately seeking attention like 99.995113% of all YouTube users.

SXSW Video Diary: Day Two

2007-03-19T09:48:00.001-07:00

Nice Vid. Well done. If we could get more of this and less of the idiots dancing to some 80's song http://www.youtube.com would be much better.

I'm a B*tch

2007-03-18T15:28:00.001-07:00

You are a B*tch and you wasted 2 minutes of my life with that sorry A*S Video!!

Word Association

2007-03-18T15:24:00.001-07:00

It's all about the money!

Paul Wall's Grillz

2007-03-18T15:22:00.001-07:00

Get Your Shine On.

Paul Wall's Myspace Pimpin'

2007-03-18T15:20:00.001-07:00

This dude is too cool.

How To Get A Girl

2007-03-18T15:16:00.001-07:00

The man knows what he's talking about.

Up Close and Personal with Beetlejuice

2007-03-18T14:44:00.001-07:00

Beetlejuice is the Man!

Starvation for Sanjaya: A Hunger Strike

2007-03-18T14:41:00.001-07:00

I think a hunger strike is a great idea for this girl. For reasons other than her protest of Sanjaya.

David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition!

2007-03-18T14:34:00.001-07:00

This is Damn good!!!!

The Luke Johnson Phone Experiment

2007-03-15T14:14:00.003-07:00

15 Seconds and counting.

Hamster Dance

2007-03-15T14:14:00.001-07:00

He calls it the "Hamster Dance". I call it "Douche In Front of Camera".

Mike Jones Vegas Clip 2

2007-03-15T14:12:00.005-07:00

The life of a Hip Hop Star.

Hamster Dance

2007-03-15T14:12:00.003-07:00

He calls it the Hamster Dance. I call it "Douche Bag" in front of Camera.

Parkour Documentary

2007-03-15T14:12:00.001-07:00

These guys are very talented but I don't know that I would want to sit through an entire documentary. Watching these guys jump over rails gets a little boring after about 60 seconds.

Spit Art

2007-03-14T14:45:00.001-07:00

This guy's pretty good. See, mom's not always right. Spitting pays off in the end.

Donald Trump on Rosie O'donnell's depression

2007-03-14T14:44:00.001-07:00

Rosie picked the wrong guy to FU** with.

Tila's Strip Tease

2007-03-14T14:41:00.001-07:00

TIP: Strip Teases on YouTube don't translate. YouTube doesn't allow nudity therefore it doesn't benefit the viewer to waste time watching you chicks strip from your mini skirt down to your colorful bikini. They show more skin than that on ABC these days. With the advances of the internet guys aren't as desperate. You ladies need to find another way to get attention.

CHURCH OF BALACLAVAS

2007-03-14T14:36:00.001-07:00

Not Bad. Definitely unique. I hope you guys don't piss off the wrong people though.

Saw by Anthony Bass

2007-03-14T14:32:00.001-07:00

This guy has a long way to go, if he wants to become the next Criss Angel-Mindfreak.

Re: hire me on ebay pt 2 I HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED

2007-03-14T14:27:00.001-07:00

Denied!

Hire me on ebay

2007-03-14T14:26:00.001-07:00

There are a million ways to obtain The American Dream. Let's see if this one works.

The Fab Four Cruise-Volume 6-Mazatlan Madness

2007-03-12T17:32:00.001-07:00

This video had so much potential. A club full of drunk women but unfortunately this dumba** is behind the camera. If the douche bag with the camera would've shut up and let the chicks entertain, this would have been a decent video. It's also way too long. Who wants to spend 8 minutes watching a bunch of fully clothed women dance at spring break. Go film the Wet T-shirt contest next time.

Kdsahottiegurls

2007-03-12T17:19:00.001-07:00

Check this out. Dance lesson. Please don't try this if you're a guy.

This'n'That - you can learn it at PubTricks.com!

2007-03-12T17:13:00.001-07:00

TIP: Pubs are for getting drunk and picking up chicks.

If you spend this much time trying to impress other people with silly card tricks, you're probably interested in neither. Grow Up!

Texas Slang Pt.1 - Paul Wall

2007-03-12T16:43:00.001-07:00

Education is the foundation for success. I love it.

Can't Pay Rent?

2007-03-12T16:39:00.001-07:00

A word to the wise.

Paul Wall/"Break Em Off"

2007-03-12T16:38:00.001-07:00

Another hit from Paul Wall!!!

Ball Busting

2007-03-12T16:16:00.001-07:00

This guy is Nuts. No pun intended.

LUCYinLA / I got a Call Back

2007-03-12T16:06:00.001-07:00

Tip: Hey Lucy. If you go to an audition where there are no sides(Script) they call it Porno. Don't be surprised you got a call back. Of course the director called you back. He saw you naked in the bathroom and wants to get a closer look. Desperate (Actress) women in L.A. are so naive.

Very Hot 40 Years Old Woman Strip Tease on Webcam!

2007-03-12T15:32:00.001-07:00

The title is almost correct. Remove the word "Strip" and you've got a more accurate description of this video. It took her almost 3 minutes to reveal a bra and the top of her Victoria Secret Panties. I've seen more than this on TRL. Don't bother watching this garbage.

Ask A GAY MAN : Denim Edition

2007-03-12T14:09:00.001-07:00

I'm not into fashion but this dude seems to be a true expert. He's kind of funny as well. Genuinely talented people are hard to find on Youtube.

Heather Policky 2

2007-03-12T00:50:00.001-07:00

Tip: Heather, try wearing a bag over your head next time. It'll keep your male opponent from feeling as though he has his head buried in his big brother's crotch.

Checkout Ass

2007-03-12T00:38:00.001-07:00

This dude needs to be Arrested! Immediately. Stalker!!!!!!

My hot gf - pics from 2004

2007-03-12T00:26:00.001-07:00

Why would any guy in his right mind claim this chick as his girlfriend? To top it off he calls her hot.

He either needs lasik surgery or a stand-up comedy gig at The Laugh Factory.

Hot GF in the garden June 2006

2007-03-11T23:27:00.001-07:00

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, oooh, Ha, Ha!!!!

How not to exit a parking Garage

2007-03-11T23:15:00.001-07:00

Hide your wallet and your woman. This guy's good.

Fast Love

2007-03-11T23:11:00.001-07:00

I'm going to do you a favor and ask you not to waste your time by watching this video. It's just some Guy(Creep) going to various fast food drive thru lines and asking the attendants to tell him one thing they love.

He should have asked them why they without failure, screw up at least one thing on my order, every single time I buy fast food.

Sexy muscle girl

2007-03-11T23:01:00.001-07:00

There are 3 good elements to this video. 1.She is a chick(I think) 2.She isn't rambling on and on about a bunch of meaningless crap(ie.,99% of videos on Youtube). 3.It only wasted 1 minute and 31 seconds of my very valuable time.

How to Shower: Women vs. Men

2007-03-11T22:45:00.001-07:00

Shower+Chick=Good Video
Tip:Make sure you stop the video before her husband gets naked and ruins the mood.

How to make Beer (1 of 4)

2007-03-11T22:11:00.001-07:00

I'll give you an "A" for subject matter, but who in the year 2007 has the time to make beer. Try visiting your local convenience store. Do the names Schlitz, Keystone, Miller High Life ring a bell.

Two Sexy Lesbian Girls Kissing Making Out

2007-03-11T21:14:00.003-07:00

Short and Sweet!!!!

"As One" is For Douche Bags

2007-03-11T21:14:00.001-07:00

This is the King of Douche Bags.

Paris Hilton Sues ParisExposed Celebrity Scandal.

2007-03-10T18:57:00.001-08:00

This guy. What a waste of time. He is sitting there reading a tabloid magazine about Paris Hilton and over 25,000 dumba**es have watched it.

Banana Magic!

2007-03-10T18:53:00.001-08:00

Two Words: 1.Douche 2.Bag